February 2012
k1mkardashian: commanderinqueef: maybe if i get enough bad grades the teacher will feel bad and give me good ones that’s usually how it works
Feb 25th
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thatsmoderatelyraven: i dont even know how many followers i have because i dont check because blogging is all about posting what i want to express myself <3
Feb 25th
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commanderinqueef: masturbating before you go to a party and then shaking everyone’s hands 
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commanderinqueef: S.W.A.G Success With Ambitions & Goals(:
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unsexual: combating: why are some people so ugly rude
Feb 25th
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wrenched: I say tumblr is boring me I actually mean im gaining no followers
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commanderinqueef: there is nothing creepier than a faceless blogger flirting with you
Feb 25th
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“That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if...”
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via nirvanalove)
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2thpaste: wow i should be verified on twitter 
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mormonhub: don’t make me look stupid in front of the internet
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awildgayappears: i get my tans from the computer monitor
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incises: behind every ‘jk’ there is at least an ounce of truth
Feb 25th
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1612th: i wonder who all those ads are talking about considering that i’m clearly the only hot local single in my area
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arrbok: so many spongebob screenshots gonna kill myself 
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whatafuckinfamilypicture: Thumbs up if you knew the song “Party Rock Anthem” before Kidz Bop covered it!
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neneleakesweave: wow i havent even gained 69743 followers today im done
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bloodgods: On a scale of one to Coldplay how shit are Coldplay
Feb 25th
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“You’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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neneleakesweave: mirrors are so rude
Feb 25th
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killerpizza: Of all the websites in the world I could’ve chosen to waste my time on why the fuck did I pick one where people post Mean Girls gifs and their own nudes in the same post
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textposter: People who are always happy are the scariest motherfuckers ever
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ihateghostnotingfollow1612th: noises that my laptop makes for no apparent reason
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thelocalpaedo: cheekbonesandupturnedcollar: shotguncakehole: it takes 2 hours for me to watch a 45-ish minute episode of something example watch through intro pause tumblr watch 5 minutes pause tumblr watch 5 minutes pause tumblr watch the bulk of it pause tumblr watch 5 minutes pause tumblr watch the end tumblr this is actually a problem for me doing this right now
Feb 25th
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arrbok: the pope reveals hell is actually exactly the same as earth except pitbull is the lead singer of nickelback
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“hey can i have that yellow starburst?”
– no one (via gossipgran )
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dadfather: Activities: watching people go through puberty
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