February 2012
k1mkardashian:
commanderinqueef:
maybe if i get enough bad grades the teacher will feel bad and give me good ones
that’s usually how it works
thatsmoderatelyraven:
i dont even know how many followers i have because i dont check because blogging is all about posting what i want to express myself <3
commanderinqueef:
masturbating before you go to a party and then shaking everyone’s hands
commanderinqueef:
S.W.A.G
Success With Ambitions & Goals(:
unsexual:
combating:
why are some people so ugly
rude
wrenched:
I say tumblr is boring me
I actually mean im gaining no followers
1 tag
commanderinqueef:
there is nothing creepier than a faceless blogger flirting with you
That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if...
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via nirvanalove)
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2thpaste:
wow i should be verified on twitter
mormonhub:
don’t make me look stupid in front of the internet
awildgayappears:
i get my tans from the computer monitor
2 tags
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incises:
behind every ‘jk’
there is at least an ounce of truth
1612th:
i wonder who all those ads are talking about considering that i’m clearly the only hot local single in my area
1 tag
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arrbok:
so many spongebob screenshots gonna kill myself
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Thumbs up if you knew the song “Party Rock Anthem” before Kidz Bop covered it!
neneleakesweave:
wow i havent even gained 69743 followers today im done
bloodgods:
On a scale of one to Coldplay how shit are Coldplay
You’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore.
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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neneleakesweave:
mirrors are so rude
killerpizza:
Of all the websites in the world I could’ve chosen to waste my time on why the fuck did I pick one where people post Mean Girls gifs and their own nudes in the same post
textposter:
People who are always happy are the scariest motherfuckers ever
ihateghostnotingfollow1612th:
noises that my laptop makes for no apparent reason
thelocalpaedo:
cheekbonesandupturnedcollar:
shotguncakehole:
it takes 2 hours for me to watch a 45-ish minute episode of something
example
watch through intro
pause
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watch 5 minutes
pause
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watch 5 minutes
pause
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watch the bulk of it
pause
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watch 5 minutes
pause
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watch the end
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this is actually a problem for me
doing this right now
arrbok:
the pope reveals hell is actually exactly the same as earth except pitbull is the lead singer of nickelback
2 tags
hey can i have that yellow starburst?
– no one (via gossipgran
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dadfather:
Activities: watching people go through puberty